The 10 best things about being a Cancerian.
Ladies and gentlemen, gather round, gather round… especially all you Cancerians! Yes, that’s right! Us born between June 21st and July 22nd! You know, you’ve got to love being Cancerian, there’s simply SO. MANY. BENEFITS. Here are just ten of them…
We are symbolized by a crab. Honestly, why wouldn’t you want to be represented by a creature that looks like it’s permanently auditioning for Riverdance?
Everyone admires a Cancer’s loyalty. It’s a beautiful thing… until you mention changing your hairdresser or your football team. Listen here, mate! We’ve had the same barber since we had hair and we’d rather cut our own fringe than betray Gianluigi at the corner shop.
We are excellent cooks. And it’s not just about making fantastic meals. No, no, no! We know exactly how to make the smoke alarm sing its lungs out and how to make a fire extinguisher the centrepiece of the kitchen!
We are homebodies. Visiting the Great Wall of China? The Pyramids of Giza? Those are alright for some…but have they experienced the pure joy of a BritBox marathon in pyjamas?
Cancerians are emotional, and this can be a great thing! If you can’t decide whether to laugh, cry, scream or all three at once, just hang out with a Cancerian. We’ll go through the whole range before teatime!
We’re known for being good with money. Admittedly, it’s largely because we can’t remember our online banking password, but still, it counts, doesn’t it?
Being protective is in our nature. On the plus side, our loved ones feel safe. On the downside, we’ve been known to give a stern talking to violent-looking potted plants.
Oh, the joy of mood swings! Seriously, who needs roller-coasters and fancy adrenaline sports when you have a Cancerian’s emotional spectrum?
Our intuition is second to none. We can’t explain how we knew you were about to run out of toilet paper…but also, you’re welcome.
Cancerians have a knack for holding grudges. Oh, don’t misunderstand, we don’t hold them forever… just until the next Ice Age.
So there you have it, folks! Ten wonderful, spectacular, and downright hilarious reasons why being a Cancerian is just the bee’s knees. Right, I’m off to fuss over my cat and eat my feelings while my dinner sets off the smoke alarm. Cheers!