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The 10 best things about being a Pisces

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  The 10 best things about being a Pisces. Sit back, relax, and prepare to have your fins tickled as we dive into the ten best things about being a Piscean! 1.The Fishy Fashion Sense: As a Piscean, you have an innate ability to rock any outfit with style. From mermaid tails to seashell accessories, your wardrobe is always on point. Who needs basic human fashion when you can slay under the sea chic? 2.Unleashing the Imagination: Being a Piscean means having an imagination that’s swimming in creativity. You can turn the most mundane tasks into epic adventures in your mind. Doing laundry? More like saving your socks from the evil washing machine monster! 3.Emotional Intelligence at its Finest: Pisceans are known for their emotional depth and sensitivity. You effortlessly ride waves of emotions like a pro surfer navigating gnarly tides – from laughing so hard you snort to crying over random commercials. 4.Swimming with Compassion: Being compassionate is second nature to you as a Piscean. Your friends always come to you for advice because they know you’ll lend an ear and offer understanding – along with some hilarious commentary. 5.Dancing in Dreamland: Ahh, dreaming! It’s where Pisceans shine their brightest (even if it’s in complete darkness). Your dreams are wilder than any movie plot twist – flying on unicorns while debating philosophy with squirrels? Absolutely! 6.Laughing Like No One’s Watching: With humor running through your veins like water in an ocean current, laughter becomes both contagious and therapeutic for you as a Piscean. You find joy in the simplest things, from accidentally slipping on a banana peel to perfectly timed knock-knock jokes. 7.Intuition that’s Spot-On: Your intuitive powers as a Piscean are mind-blowing. You can sense when the pizza delivery guy is about to arrive even before the doorbell rings! It’s like you have a direct line to the universe’s insight hotline. 8.The Art of Procrastination: Every great artist needs a little procrastination time, and as a Piscean, you’ve mastered this art form. Delaying tasks until the last minute somehow magically enhances your creative brilliance – it’s called “last minute genius.” 9.Escaping Reality: Reality can be overrated, but luckily as a Piscean, you effortlessly slip into daydreams whenever you please. Need an escape from boring conversations? Just let your mind wander off into an alternate universe where talking cats rule the world! 10.Embracing Your Inner Mermaid: Let’s face it; being part fish is pretty cool! Whether it’s lounging by the pool or taking long baths, being in water feels like home for Pisceans. You’re basically living out your aquatic fantasies on dry land. And there you have it, folks – ten ridiculously funny and silly reasons why being a Piscean rocks! So embrace your fishy traits with pride, laugh your way through life, and remember to look to the stars for guidance (or just for entertainment).

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10 best things about being a Leo

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  The 10 best things about being a Leo.   Today, we’re talking about the lionhearted Leos! Now let’s not forget, just like the weather, astrology doesn’t always play out the way you want, but in the name of fun, let’s work with it!So… Leo’s They’re confident, self-assured, and charismatic. They have a very strong sense of their own identity and value—they don’t feel like they need to change anything about themselves to be accepted or loved. 1.Natural born leadersJust like the majestic lion, they strut around the savannah of life with an innate knack for leadership. “Walk this way,” they say, while everyone else is scratching their heads, trying to work out which way is up.  2.Loyalty If anyone were to do you wrong, trust a Leo to exact a Shakespearean revenge plot. Add a few twists, turns, intricate planning, and duals at dawn…or a tea time, whatever they fancy. They’ll defend your honor like Macbeth, but hopefully, less gloomily!  3.Creativity They’ll grab a handful of glitter, a lolly stick, a steely eye and a thrusting jaw full of determination and enthusiasm and tthey’ll attempt anything from a soufflé that looks like Big Ben to turning a garden shed into a space rocket. Life’s never mundane with a Leo, or their soufflés.   4.AmbitionIf you want someone who’ll climb Mount Everest in flip-flops, summon a Leo! They’ll not only make it to the summit but also find a way to get 5G and live-stream the whole debacle!5.Passion, darhling, …passsionA Leo could get emotional about a parking meter. They can pour their heart into any conversation. “Tea or coffee?” becomes a Shakespearean monologue about choices and the existential crisis! 6.Warmth  As warm as a freshly baked croissant on a cold winter morning…but don’t try to butter them up, unless it’s Nutella!  7.GenerousIf a Leo won the lottery, they’d throw a parade, build a golden statue, and still have enough left to buy everyone a round of drinks.8.Rebel with a cause.  ….and claws Leo can be a bit of a rebel. ….but just a bit. Leo’s are not big fans of other people’s rules. They like to be the one to MAKE the rules,  Then they don’t like breaking them.  But It’s OK to bend the rules …and bend them just as far as THEY need to,  They will always stand up (and fight) for what they believe is a just cause.  9. Honest Leo’s are honest about what they thinks and do. They are never afraid to speak their mind and give it to you straight. And that honesty sometimes makes others feel uncomfortable or awkward, but that just means Leo is being true to themself!  10.Simply Ravishing, darh’ling   And finally, ……the big one!!! Leo’s ravish life. Leos lick the plates clean, quite literally. Live life and ALWAY have dessert!!! Live life to the fullest, that’s their mantra!   They’ll turn sitting in traffic into a car-karaoke dance party. Never let it be said that life with a Leo is dull.    If you’re a Leo, you’re a fire sign. You’re outgoing, energetic, and confident. You have a big personality, and you love to draw attention to yourself. You love being the center of attention, and you think that’s what life is all about. So folks, there it is, a wholly scientific and comically astrological explanation for why Leos are simply roaring-ly wonderful. If there’s a Leo in your life, cherish them, laugh with them, and for the love of all you hold dear, leave them the last piece of cake!!!! Leo’s really DO love cake!

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10 best things about being a Taurean

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  The 10 best things about being a Taurean Today I want to talk about something that’s much closer to my heart, I want to talk about the glitzy, glamorous, and ever so humble Taureans. Now, I know what you’re thinking – “What could I possibly want to know about a sign represented by a giant farm animal – specifically a Bull? Well, let me tell you, these “field-artists” know a thing or two about living the good life! 1.Head strong(Stubborn)The big horns just show how head strong we are. We Taureans are stubborn, which works in our favor. You say, “No, you can’t eat all the donuts!” And we say, “Watch us!” Now, fairness requires me to perhaps admit that it might not be the healthiest approach but…it definitely gets us more donuts. …which is a good thing.  2.Foodies  we’re foodies, which explains all the donuts. We know our way around a menu, let me tell you. If it’s edible, fried, has chocolate, or generally raises your cholesterol, we’re right there. We’re like the Google Maps of edibles.  3.SleeperNo one can nap like a Taurus. Forget cats and koalas, we are the unofficial nap champions of the universe. When Sleeping becomes an Olympic sport – which it should – it’s all ours. 4.Practical We’re practical. You’ll never find a Taurus chasing after lunatic dreams like being an Astrologer or a writer or anything as daft and Pie in the sky as that. …I mean, who would do such a thing? Yummmmm. Pie….  5.Luxurious Next up, we Taureans appreciate the finer things. Nothing like a spot of artisan bread, a hand-stitched quilt or a beauttifull overstuffed couch to while away some hours on, eating Popcorn and binging on the latest blockbuster.  6.Reliable If we say we’re going to show up, clean up our acts or blow up- you better believe it! Just a shame that we’re too busy napping on the job, stuffing ourselves with donuts or trying to make famous comedians out of ourselves… 7.Down to earth in Nature  Taureans are VERY down to earth and at one with nature. There’s nothing quite like being flat on your back gazing at the stars with a sandwich in one hand and a cup of tea in the other. Now that’s my type of wilderness adventure! 8.RomanticNothing says romance like sharing a pizza with a ‘significant other’ in your finest lounge clothes. The beauteous twinkle in our eyes? That’s just the pizza grease, I assure you.9.Slow and steady Some might say we can be a bit slow. How very dare you!!!We might be slow to get up – literally and metaphorically but by our reckoning, by the time we have got there, WE WILLL HAVE given you enough time to cook a three-course meal, learn Italian and probably create a modernistic sculpture, to boot. …and YOU are very welcome. 10.Impervious to dramaFinally, Taureans are impervious to drama. You could tell us the world is ending and we’d just ask if there was still time for another donut or a short nap? So, there you have it – the ten best things about being a Taurus. From donut lovers to nap champions, we Taureans truly embody the essence of living the good life…or at least the most amusing, most well-fed and well-rested one!

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10 best things about being a Virgo

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  The 10 best things about being a Virgo. Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here to make light of the ordered universe and its most orderly sign, the Virgo. Yes, if you’re born between August 23rd and September 22nd, let’s break out some good old fashioned laughs at how absurdly fantastic it is to be a Virgo. 1.First off Virgos are known for being perfectionists. They are the sort of people who have an entire tool kit just to straighten the paintings on their wall. The Mona Lisa? Oh yes, Leonardo da Vinci could have used a Virgo like you’ll when he was freehanding that mysterious smile!  2.Secondly Virgos are analytical. They can make a pros and cons list for everything, including making a pros and cons list. They’re like brilliant detectives. Sherlock be damned, I bet Miss Marple was a Virgo.  3.Work When it comes to work, Virgos excel. They could out-Excel the spreadsheet itself! They love details so much, they’d probably proof-read the Bible, and send God a polite, yet firm email regarding grammar issues.  4.Passionate Virgo’s are tidy. Some say OCD, I say organically compelled domestics. Their homes are so clean, antiseptic manufacturers take samples. Microorganisms need to wash their hands before entry. Hygiene’s so high, even the dirt’s clean. 5.Best thing The fifth best thing about being a Virgo is you are an earth sign. Which means, your spirit animal is possibly a mole, a terrific hedgehog or Neil Armstrong. Yes, Virgos would have double checked the rocket before the moon landing. 6.Number 6! Virgos are notorious for their health consciousness. They’re so into body-flushing green drinks, their insides are greener than a vegan’s compost heap. The Kale lobby? Definitely a Virgo’s invention. 7.Great at giving advice If Life was an Agony Aunt column, Virgos would be the editors. They love to help others, even when not asked. Stuck on a Sudoku puzzle on a train? The stranger next to you, probably a Virgo. 8.Virgos are modest If they ever won a Nobel Prize, they’d go, “Oh, it’s just a little thing I did. Invented a cure for the common cold, nothing too significant.” Sigh, these inventively humble beings! 9.Number 9 Virgos are reliable. If they say they’ll help you bury a body… I mean, move a couch… you best believe they’ll be there with moving gloves, a detailed plan, and snacks. 10.And finally they’ve got a great sense of humour! They can take a joke and laugh at themselves; a fantastic trait and a balm in this curiously chaotic world. So there you have it, the ten best things about being a Virgo. If you’re a Virgo, I’m so sorry for revealing your secrets, but then again, you’re already preparing your counter monologue with annotated references and footnotes! Just kidding! You Virgos keep making those lists, tidying those rooms, and laughing at us chaotic non-Virgos. And remember, perfection is overrated unless you’re a macaroon!

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10 best things about being a Scorpio

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  The 10 best things about being a Scorpio.   Today, we’re going to talk about the zoodiac’s veritable naughty stepper, the Scorpio! For all you non-scorpios out there, buckle up and get ready for a hilarious trip through the life of the Score. 1.NOT Virgos Let’s face it, the best thing about being a Scorpio is that you’re not a Virgo.Sorry Virgos, you’re lovely people, but you need to let go and have more fun.  2. Mysterious  We’re mysterious. Scorpios are like those fancy Spanish novels in the library. You know they’re exciting and maybe a bit naughty, but you can’t understand a word. Well, ….unless you speak Spanish. Or in my case, unless you’re more interesting than watching paint dry. 3.Resilient We are resilient. Throw us into a pit of quicksand, we’d come out with a sandcastle, a bucket made from our shirt and probably a tan.  4.Passionate Probably the most passionate out of all the signs. If a Scorpio was a car, we’d be one of those loud, souped-up fire-red Ferraris. Not that we’d wear the Ferrari logo around. We’d get it De-badged. We’re too mysterious for that.5.IntuitionWe have this killer intuition. I mean, it’s like we’re like a mediums or something. No, we’re not a size medium, we’re Xtra-ordinary, darling.6.CharismaOne of the classic Scorpio traits is that we’ve got buckets of charisma. I mean, we’re contagious …NO! not like the flu,. I mean we’re contagiously likeable.7.AllureAnd that charisma works in combo with an allure.   Say it out loud, now…. Allllluuuuurrrreee. Good word, innit? We have allure. We attract… like moths to a flame. 8.DeterminationCue up the stirring music ….. Whether it’s figuring out the latest phone or deciding on the perfect comeback for that cheeky comment from three weeks ago, we WANT it done.9.Age Defying As if we weren’t attractive enough already, we’ve got an amazing ability to look younger as we age. At this point, I am confident I might start teething again next month. 10.Ruled by PlutoWe’re ruled by Pluto. No! Are you doing this deliberately Not the Disney dog, While all the other signs have hot flashy Suns, moons and planets, we’ve got ourselves a dwarf planet. Nothing says ‘I’m one of a kind’ quite like being overlooked by the International Astronomical Union.

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Our Pledge

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Welcome to The Zoodiacs – characters based on a set of values older than any religion and built for the modern world – a world where inclusivity and diversity are at the heart of everything we do. Our site content and brand strive to create a space that is welcoming and inclusive for all, regardless of gender identity, race or age. We are proud to say that all the content we generate should always be inclusive ensuring that everyone feels seen and represented. We understand the importance of providing a safe and inclusive environment for children, which is why our content is child-friendly, promoting values of acceptance and understanding. Our characters and storylines are written to show the many facets of the human experience. All starsigns have traits that are positive and sometimes negative and we reflect all these aspects of the character traits.In our efforts to embrace diversity, we have taken an innovative approach by creating characters who are rounded, humanist and accepting. Each starsign is equipped with a celebrity list that aligns with their star sign. This list includes individuals from all faiths, ethnic backgrounds, and LGBTQ+ communities whenever possible. By doing so, we aim to celebrate the richness of different cultures and orientations while fostering a sense of belonging for all our users. At The Zoodiacs, we believe in the power of representation. We want everyone who visits our site to see themselves reflected in the stories we tell and the characters we create. By embracing inclusivity and diversity in every aspect of our brand, we hope to inspire a more inclusive world where everyone feels valued and respected. Join us on this exciting journey as we aim to champion diversity, and ecology, and promote inclusivity through engaging content that celebrates the beauty of our shared humanity and zoology. Together, let’s create a world where every voice is heard and celebrated set of values.

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Halloween – Which Astrological Halloween character R U?

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They’re creepy and they’re kooky… Which Halloween character R U? The Hallowzeen Zoodiacs Get ready for the horror movies, trick or treats, and pumpkin heads. Cause, Halloween is coming and things are about to get wild. So, put on your favorite costume, and try not to overdo it with Halloween sweets. The Zoods are ready, as well, each one in their own mood! Take your time and find out which Halloween character is your Astrological and Zoological Zoodiac. https://youtu.be/UD9WHjN0tn0 Let’s start with… The Fire Signs…. Fire signs are bold, dynamic, and love to be at the center of the action. Their Halloween choices reflect their fearless, adventurous, and sometimes mischievous spirits. Leo Leo is… A lil’ Devil Leo the Lion – The Lil’ Devil: Leo thrives on attention and loves a bit of drama. As the Devil, Lion takes on the ultimate role of mischief-maker, commanding every room and tempting everyone into Halloween fun. Aries Arri is…. The Pirate Captain Arri the Aries – Pirate Captain: Aries is always ready for adventure and never backs down from a challenge, just like a daring pirate captain who lives life on the edge and leads the crew into the unknown. Sagittarius Sagg is… The WereWolf Sagg the Sagittarius – Werewolf: Sagittarius is wild and free-spirited, always chasing new experiences. The werewolf’s untamed energy and love for the night perfectly match Sagg’s adventurous nature. Then we have… The Earth Signs…. Earth signs are grounded, practical, and persistent. Their costumes are classic, sturdy, and a little bit magical—just like them. Taurus Taur is Frankenstein’s Monster Taur the Taurus – Frankenstein’s Monster: Taurus is steady and strong, much like Frankenstein’s Monster—unstoppable, determined, and hard to ignore when on a mission (especially for treats). Capricorn Cap is The Wizard Cap the Capricorn – Wizard: Capricorn’s wisdom, discipline, and methodical nature are a perfect match for a classic Wizard. Cap brings a sense of order and a touch of magic to the Earth crew, casting spells for success and conjuring up clever solutions. Virgo Virgo is The Leprechaun Virgo the Virgo – Leprechaun: Virgo’s attention to detail, resourcefulness, and knack for finding the silver lining make her the perfect Leprechaun—clever, lucky, and always able to find the hidden treasure (or treats) in any situation. Next we have The Water Signs…. Water signs are intuitive, emotional, and a little mysterious. Their costumes reflect their depth, creativity, and love for the magical side of Halloween. Cancer Canny is A Mummy Canny the Cancer – Mummy: Cancer cares deeply for friends and family, always ready to wrap others in comfort and protection—just like a friendly mummy who’s never far from their crew. Pisces Pike is Jack-o’-Lantern Pike the Pisces – Jack-o’-Lantern: Pisces is imaginative and dreamy, always glowing with creativity. As a Jack-o’-Lantern, Pike brings warmth, magic, and a touch of wonder to every doorstep. Scorpio Score is A Vampire Score the Scorpio – Vampire: Scorpio is intense and magnetic, making the vampire the perfect choice. Score’s mysterious charm and love for the night shine through in this classic costume. Finally we have… The Air Signs….  Air signs are curious, inventive, and love a good surprise. Their costumes are playful, unexpected, and full of personality. Libra Libby is… A Zombie Libby the Libra – Zombie: Libra seeks balance and harmony, even in the afterlife! As a zombie, Libby finds the perfect middle ground between spooky and stylish, proving you can look good even after a long night out. Gemini Gem n’ Eye are… Trick or Treat Ghosts Gem & Eye the Gemini – Trick-or-Treating Ghosts: Gemini is all about duality and fun, so these twins double the mischief as playful ghosts—always swapping roles and keeping everyone guessing. Aquarius Aqua is A Mad Scientist Aqua the Aquarius – Mad Scientist: Aquarius is original and unpredictable, making the mad scientist costume a natural fit. Aqua’s love for wild ideas and experiments makes every Halloween an adventure in invention. But remember, these are just for fun!  

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Why R Librans Flamingos?

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  Why R Librans Flamingos? </h1 > LIBRA is an air sign …and Astrologically air signs are known for their love of freedom. So Logically and Zoologically air signs are birds. …. It’s just logical! However, unlike Gemini and Aquarius, who get lost in their thoughts when their vivid imaginations take them on flights of fancy, the Libra Zoods R more down-to-earth. While Flamingos can fly, they never go very high and spend most of their time on the ground. Libras are realistic, have their feet on the ground but their imagination and creativity means that they do it creatively – usually on just one leg! Flamingo and Libra Zoods are beautiful people ….and style icons. On trend and smelling great. Libra girls love their beauty routines and make-up, and they are always the first to try the latest trends in the beauty industry. In general, Libras love beautiful things, they have a sense for design, home decorating, and fashion. Everything that looks pretty attracts Libra. They are the Tastemeisters. And fabulous flamingos are one of the most beautiful birds on the planet. Pink and perfect with soft luxurious feathers, they are totally refined and cute the flamingo too has a beauty regime of sorts, they are what they eat. They dine on algae and brine shrimp which contain pigments called carotenoids which turn their feathers that lovely pink. Flamingos and Librans love to be in a crowd. Libra is know for having lots of friends. But family first. The Libra Zood leans on family when feeling down, and when their family is a mess, they don’t feel good or happy! But it’s not just about family. A Libra almost always has plenty of friends and so many different people in their gang, they move together and organize common activities. But the most important thing about our Libra Zood Flamingo, is, of course, balance. Have you ever seen a Flamingo? They spend their days balancing, when Flamingos get tired, they just switch legs. They even sleep like that. This cute pinky perfectly manages to achieve balance. The Libra Zood wants a balance in their life. The balance between emotions and reason, between work and play, between friends and family. This is probably their greatest virtue and biggest problem! But it’s a storm in a tea cup, usually.  A Brain Storm in a Tea cup that is. They always figure it out …..eventually. This is sometimes an annoying aspect of Libra Zoods. They have the ability to ALWAYS see both sides of the story. The Libra Zood are always indecisive and struggle to make a decision for the same reason. They love  balance. But beware too much balance and then they’ll do something rash, just to set things spinning, just so they can rush in and set to balancing it all again. They are born diplomats & Bad Ass Pascifists! Flamingos move in packs and logically that they find a mate in their group. It’s the same with Libras. They tend to look for a partner within their social group – among friends and colleagues at work. That’s why the relationships of a Libra are usually long-lasting. Some Libras can even hang out with one person for years ….until, eventually they realize that something more can happen. Psychologists claim that the best relationships are those which are developed from friendship. A Libra Zood is one of the most popular members of the zoodiacs. They are charismatic, sweet, and cool! Wherever they appear, people simply adore them….. Just like Flamingos!

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Zoodiacs Birthday Cards

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Zoodiac Birthday Cards We’ve created a new and unique range of birthday cards.. Now you can send a Zood card to someone very special. Our unique and brand new cards are different to any other.  Not just a lovely design on the front, but every where – with fun facts and great illustrations. Loads of information Tons of fun Amazing illustrations on the front on the inside …and on the back! Order a pack here…. …and if you’re not a Card shop owner, please ask your local independent Greetings Crad shop to stock them!!!!

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