Aquarius

  The 10 best things about being a Aquarians. Ladles and Jellyspoons,  I’m here to tell you all about the wonderful, wacky, and woefully misunderstood creature the Aquarians! Aquarians, those born between January 20th and February 18th, they’re like the quirky cousin at family gatherings who’s dancing in the corner with a lampshade on their head and a glass of champers in their hand – you never quite know what to expect with them. So, let’s dive into the Aquarian ocean, or aquarium if you will, and explore the ten best things about being an Aquarian! 1.Aquarians are virtually Google! Point number one, and arguably the most hilarious one – Aquarians are virtually Google! Seriously, their brains are like vast networks of interconnected trivia. Name any topic, and they’ll spill out facts like an overturned encyclopedia. “Oh, you were wondering about the migratory patterns of the Sri Lankan flying squirrel? Well, let me tell you…” It’s absolutely mad! They don’t need Wikipedia, they are Wikipedia.  2.Champions Number two, they’re the ultimate truth or dare champions! See, their renowned unpredictability becomes an advantage here because “Oh, I’ll just choose truth this time, keep it safe you know…” and then BAM! Before you know it, they’re running down the street in their underwear, juggling a pineapple and a couple of angry cats, screaming “Long live the Queen!” If you ever end up playing a game with them, be prepared for a wild ride!  3. Social butterflies Third on the list: They’re the social butterflies of the zodiac – if the butterflies were on Red Bull. Aquarians can keep entire rooms hooked to their words, and they do this without even trying! They don’t need social media; people are drawn to them like moths to a flame. Their parties must be like being inside a pinball machine with extra flashing lights!  4.Fourth Number four – Innovation is their middle name. If Aquarians were kitchen utensils, they’d be a Swiss army knife-cum-space shuttle hybrid. Amazing, right? They always have the most unique solutions to any problem. “Oh, your car won’t start? Have you tried doing the hula whilst wearing a tinfoil hat under the full moon? That usually does the trick for me.” And the crazy part is, it does work for them! 5.Ideal Peter Pans! Fifth on my list is that Aquarians are your ideal Peter Pans! They may grow old, but they never grow up. With their spark of childlike curiosity and the genuine joy they find in everything, they keep you laughing and smiling. And, isn’t laughter the best remedy for growing old? Aquarian: the Peter Pan of the cosmos. 6.Calm and composed For point number six, we have a somewhat unpopular point: They are incredibly hard to annoy! Seriously, they are so calm and composed it’s infuriating! Even when you’re deliberately trying to wind them up, they’d just shrug it off and ask you, “What’s the capital of Bhutan?” with a smirk. Makes you want to pull your hair out! 7.No fear, No fuss Moving on to number seven, let’s talk about their independence. They’re like the horoscope equivalent of Bear Grylls – no fear, no fuss. If you drop an Aquarian on a remote island, they’d probably build a luxury resort out of coconuts and teach the local critters to serve cocktails! 8.Fashion sense Number eight, their fashion sense! Aquarians do not follow trends. They set them. They’ll walk down the street in rainbow leggings and a sombrero worn sideways, and by the week’s end, everyone in town is doing it! They’re like Vogue, but unpredictable and slightly tipsy! 9.Fighting spirit At number nine, we have their fighting spirit. Aquarians always have a sparkle in their eyes and a grin on their face… but when the chips are down, they morph into the fiercest predator – the sharpest beak loaded with leathal weapons, ready to do battlle in  khaki combat trousers! 10.Finally The best thing about being a Gemini, haa And finally, number ten, the peak of the Aquarian iceberg – their humility! Despite all their talents and their quirks, they always remain grounded. Making fun of themselves before anyone else can, they’re the masters of self-deprecating humour. And that’s why we can’t help but adore them!nds down, is that they always have someone to blame… ‘Wasn’t me, it was my twin.’ So there you have it, folks. Ten reasons why being an Aquarian is the best! I tell you, if I could choose my star sign, I’d go Aquarian all the way. Until next time, keep laughing at the stars!