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Relationships with a Gemini

  Relationships with a Gemini Good evening, Ladles and Jellyspoons, So we’ve all heard about astrology, right? This whole concept that we can somehow predict a person’s characteristics based on the position of the stars at their birth. Interesting, isn’t it? Now, I’m a Gemini, the twins, we’re supposedly very adaptable, versatile – you know, can do a little bit of everything. I joke that we make the perfect cooks – we can still keep chatting while the kitchen is on fire! Let me share some insights into how we mesh with other signs. So first there’s Gemini and Aries. We’re like a match made in heaven. Literally! I mean, one loves to talk and the other one has the patience of a saint. Aries, I know we talk a lot, but you love listening, right? That’s what I call teamwork! But Gemini and Taurus… eh, not so much. It’s like trying to mix oil and water – they just separate! Geminis are social butterflies, while Taurus, you’d rather chill at home. It’s a challenge, but hey what’s life without a little spice? Now Gemini and Gemini… well, that’s a rollercoaster ride! Imagine two people who can never make up their minds – it’s like being lost in IKEA forever! And then there’s Gemini and Cancer. It’s like going camping. Cancer, you love your cozy, homey cave, but Gemini wants to stay up all night and look at the stars! We might end up with a few sleepless nights, but there’d definitely be a lot of stories to tell! Oh and don’t get me started on Gemini and Leo! That’s like an epic Broadway show, we’re both the master entertainers of the Zoodiac. Leo, you just might steal our spotlight, but then again, we Geminis can multitask—we’ll start a new one! And then there are the Geminis and Virgos. We’re like a noisy construction site! Both busy, but at different things. Gemini is doing everything at once, while Virgo, you’re fixing everything because, you know, perfectionist much? And Gemini with Libra – oh, it’s a love story, folks. We’re two air signs who love to talk – it’s like two parrots sitting on a wire chatting the day away! Now Gemini with Scorpio is like a detective novel. Both signs are curious, but while Gemini shares everything, Scorpio keeps their secrets locked in a vault – only Sherlock Holmes might be able to crack that one! Gemini with Sagittarius though, that’s like a world tour. We’re both so adventurous and love exploring – from the deepest oceans to the highest mountains, and even onto Mars if Elon Musk has his way! Gemini and Capricorn, well, that’s a peculiar combo. It’s like a fun slide versus a steady escalator! Capricorn, we promise not to slide down the office stairs in a sleeping bag… again! Gemini with Aquarius, now that’s a roller coaster ride through a circuit board! Both intelligent and innovative, we can certainly solve any issue… if only we could stop chatting enough to focus! Last but not least, Gemini and Pisces – that’s a fairytale right there! Only thing is, Gemini, we’ll probably have to act out every character – just keep those dreamy Pisces entertained. So there you have it folks, a tour through the Zoodiac where Astrology and Zoology meet with your Gemini guide! Remember, it’s all in good fun. Nobody can tell who you are or how your relationships will be, except for you. But hey, a little stargazing never hurt, right? Related Posts Relationships with a Gemini Find More Relationships with a Libran Find More Relationships with a Cancerian Find More Relationships with a Sagittarius Find More

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Relationships with a Libran

  Relationships with a Libran Good day Ladles and Jellyspoons,  So, we’re going to be discussing the Libra’s relationships. Anyone here a Libra? ‘Cause I’m going to try to pair a Libra with all the signs of the zoodiac; some matches are just match-a-dorable. Ok, Libra with Aries… It’s like two people on opposite ends of a playground seesaw. Aries is like, “I’ll do it my way!” and Libra is like, “Sure, darling…but could we, perhaps, consider my way too?” It’s not a surprise that their relationship walk is more like a playful see-saw routine. Libra and Taurus. Oh, dear! They end up shopping all the time. Libra loves beautiful things, Taurus loves luxury! And before anyone can say “broke,” they’ve bought a dozen imported silk cushions! Oh, and when Libra meets Gemini, it’s an inter-galactic word fest! They are always talking – people sometimes wonder if they breathe through some secret gills hidden on their bodies. A Cancer-Libra combo sparks a lot of laughter, folks! Except that the laughter happens because Libra can’t help finding Cancer’s emotional dramas too, well, dramatically funny. It’s like living in a soap opera with this pair! Then comes Libra-Leo. Who’s the star of the show? ‘Cause both love the spotlight. Their house is like a theater stage, with two performers and an invisible crowd! With Virgo, though, our Libra has got its work cut out. I mean, they both appreciate each other’s taste, but Virgo’s meticulousness could sometimes have Libra floating in the air – literally, folks! Another Libra? Two scales trying to reach balance, can you imagine? Their life is a never-ending quest for equilibrium; they hardly get anything else done! Scorpio & Libra, now that’s one magnetic pair, folks! The intensity of Scorpio becomes the canvas for Libra’s artfulness. It’s all passionate love notes and moonlit walks, until Scorpio remembers the one time in 2006 when Libra forgot their dinner date! With Sagittarius, it’s the adventure for Libra! The latter enjoys the enthusiastic Archer’s unpredictable lifestyle. There’s never a dull moment – well, except when Sagittarius forgets their anniversary! Libra and Capricorn. Libra is the charming diplomat smoothing Cap’s craggy ambition. Picture this: Cap is the CEO, and Libra the charismatic spokesperson – handling the press with a smile while Capricorn crunches numbers! Aquarius & Libra, together, equal ideas galore! It’s innovation station at their home. Well, home, lab, spaceship, it’s all the same to them! And finally, Libra and… Pisces! Libra is on cloud nine because they finally found someone who sees their peace-making not as passive but deeply intuitive. But they forever wonder where Pisces goes when they daydream! Wow, quite a journey for our Libra! But no matter the match, if you’re a Libra, remember this – your charm, balance and knack for harmony are what truly make you out of this world! Related Posts Libra Relationships with a Libran Sanyam DeepOctober 30, 2023 Libra The 10 best things about being a Libran Sanyam DeepOctober 29, 2023 Libra Why R Librans Flamingos? ZoodsSeptember 7, 2022

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Relationships with a Cancerian

  Relationships with a Cancerian Good day, Ladles and Jellyspoons, Now, I’m a Cancerian, and let me tell you, we are sensitive souls, caring, sympathetic, and might I add, hard to resist. But have you ever wondered how a Cancerian would get along with, say, a fiery Aries? It’s like pairing a turtle with a cheetah, folks! An Aries wants to sprint, and our little Cancer turtle is saying, “Hey, how about we take a nap instead?” Ah, and then there’s Taurus. Taurus and Cancer…that’s like peanut butter meeting jelly. They are both food – they seem to get along. But you better believe that when the bread’s not around, the peanut butter’s complaining about how sweet and sticky the jelly is! Now, Geminis! Ah, the Twins. They’re like, “Hey, Cancer, want to converse about philosophy and cry together later?” And the Cancer signs are like, “Can we just skip to the crying part?”. Moving on, it’s Cancer with Cancer. Obviously, it’s the best match, right? Wrong. It’s like putting two soft-shelled crabs in a single shell. They’re just going to keep bumping into each other and apologising. A lot of ‘sorrys’ but not enough space! Next, the almighty Leos! It’s like syrup trying to soak into a rock. Leo’s always wanting the spotlight, and Cancer’s over there holding up the stage saying, “It’s fine, really, I didn’t even want the light anyway.” Virgo and Cancer. What an interesting pair. That’s like trying to put a sweater on an octopus. Virgo is the sweater, trying to sort things out, while Cancer is just teetering around, feeling all the feels. Libras, they are always about balance, right? So pair them with a Cancer and it’s like a seesaw. One moment, they’re up, admiring the stars, the next they’re down, crying in the sandpit. Scorpios and Cancer. Now that’s a winning combo! It’s like pairing hot chocolate with a cozy blanket on a snowy day – warm, comforting, intense. But remember, they will also probably sing tragic opera together at 3 in the morning! Ah, Sagittarius and Cancer. Like trying to get a kite to enjoy a submarine ride. Our Sagittarian friends always have their head in the clouds, while the Cancerian crabs like to stay close to the seafloor. Cancer and Capricorn…a classic tale of the mother hen meets the goat mountain climber. The Capricorn is always aiming for the peak, while the Cancer is down at the base camp, making soup. And there’s Aquarius with Cancer – sort of like a robot trying to babysit a puppy. Aquarians are full of ideas and innovation, while Cancers are still wondering if the robot can give a good cuddle. Last, but not least, Pisces and Cancer. An intuitive combo – they’re like two starfish on the beach, communicating through vibrations and gentle pats. The only problem? One tide comes in and they’re both washed away. That’s all folks. Remember, astrology doesn’t dictate our relationships, so maybe I’ll see some Aries and Cancerians palling around tomorrow, proving me wrong! Related Posts Cancer Relationships with a Cancerian Sanyam DeepOctober 30, 2023 Cancer The 10 best things about being a Cancerian Sanyam DeepOctober 29, 2023

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Relationships with a Sagittarius

  Relationships with a Sagittarius Good day, Ladles and Jellyspoons, Let’s start with Sagittarius…any Sagittarians out there? My fellow wanderlust souls, born adventurers, and optimistic dreamers! I swear, the life of a Sagittarian is like a box of chocolates with a built-in travel guide. Now, let’s start with Sagittarius and Aries… When these two fire signs come together, it’s like a camping trip that caught fire, except everyone’s too busy laughing and roasting marshmallows. Ignoring the flames, of course! Then there’s Taurus… When a Taurus mingles with a Sagittarius, it’s a whole saga. It’s like a hardcore hiker and a couch potato on a date. But hey, opposites attract, right? Or is that just magnets… Gemini with a Sagittarius is like a ping-pong match… except both players just keep forgetting the score and don’t care as long as they’re having fun. Now, Sagittarius and Cancer, that’s an interesting one… It’s like trying to pair a wild stallion with a home-loving hermit crab. Good luck with that, folks! Leo and Sagittarius? Two fire signs, it’s like a constant fireworks show. It’s all sparkly, and the finale finishes every day! Virgo, they’re so grounded, detail-oriented. Throw them with our fire Sagittarius…and you’ve got a sandpit trying to contain a blazing bonfire! I can hear the Virgo sighing just thinking about that mess! Libra and Sagittarius? An air and fire sign… sparks are flying, literally! It’s like a hot air balloon – they just keep lifting each other up and swiftly drifting away! Scorpio-Sagittarius combo? Talk about an intense spy thriller! Scorpio, the mastermind detective and Sagittarius, the unpredictable rogue agent… will they save the planet or just argue about tactics? Sagittarius and Sagittarius? Imagine two people, both hell-bent on exploring the world… but whichever direction they choose, they both keep wandering off. Not sure if they’re lost or just adventuring… With Capricorn, it’s like a free bird trying to teach a strategic chess player to fly. Good one, isn’t it? Aquarius and Sagittarius…a visionary and an adventurer together – it’s like they’re jointly planning a futuristic city on Mars. And lastly, our dreamy Pisces…lovely, compassionate Pisces with a Sagittarius. It’s like a poetic philosopher falls in love with a reckless sailor…yet they are both trailing stars! So, if you didn’t know what you’re in for dating a Sagittarius…Welcome to my world! What a journey, eh? Remember at the end of the day, it’s all about love, understanding, and finding humor in the quirks of our zodiac signs. Related Posts Sagittarius Relationships with a Sagittarius Sanyam DeepOctober 30, 2023 Sagittarius The 10 best things about being a Sagittarius Sanyam DeepOctober 29, 2023

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Relationships with a Leo

  Relationships with a Leo Good day Ladles and Jellyspoons, So good to be here!…. Before I got into astrology, my knowledge of Leo was limited to the house cat that incessantly marks its territory throughout my house. But hey, that’s Leo for you. Powerful, majestic, and a teensy bit territorial. But, the one time you really need them, they just shrug and lick their paws. That’s my segue into Leo’s relationships with other zoodiac signs. Let’s start with Aries. An Aries and a Leo pair up and it’s basically like a Michael Bay movie – lots of explosions, not much plot. They’re both so fiery and passionate, yet equally stubborn. So, you’ll see fireworks, but you might also hear a lot of, “No, you’re wrong, and here’s why!” Next, Taurus. Ah, the delightful combination of power and stubbornness with, well, more power and stubbornness. Leo might be the king of the jungle, but Taurus is the immovable object. You can’t make a bull move unless it wants to, and you can’t make a lion do anything it doesn’t want to. Essentially, it’s the ultimate stalemate in star sign form. And Gemini? Ooh, this is when Leo gets an audience. When the twins and Leo are combined, it’s like the class clown meeting the theatre kid. Gemini will laugh at Leo’s dramatics, and Leo, in return, will enjoy the attention, turning their living room into the West End. Let’s go to Cancer now. Cancer and Leo. Kinda like a sitcom duo, right? Leo roars, and Cancer retreats into their shell. I can hear the canned laughter already! But it’s not all comedic – sometimes it’s nice to have a shell to hide in when Leo gets too loud. Next up – Virgo. The perfectionist meets the performer. Virgo wants everything perfect, and Leo doesn’t mind as long as they are the center of all that attention. Virgo might need a fainting couch after picking up after Leo’s grand gestures though! Libra and Leo? Now, that’s an aesthetically pleasing sight. Libra appreciates Leo’s flamboyance, and Leo, in return, loves being appreciated. Think of it as a live-action version of Instagram, all aesthetics all the time. Scorpio is next. Immense power meets immense mystery. It’s like Sherlock Holmes meeting Tony the Tiger. They’re great! Except when they’re not. Scorpio’s intensity sometimes is a little too much for Leo’s shine but boy, does it make for interesting dinner conversations. Sagittarius and Leo pairing is like a cage-free zoo. Both are free spirits and enjoy adventure. But remember, it’s a jungle mayhem, not Disneyland. Don’t expect a handy map or organized parade routes! Capricorn and Leo is like watching a banker trying to tame a lion. Both ambitious, but in totally different ways. Capricorn is about quiet progress, Leo is about whooping and hollering all the way to the top. Buy the popcorn, folks, because that audience isn’t just for the lion. Leo and Aquarius together is like a battle of the ‘who’s less conventional?’ Almost sounds like an art-house film, doesn’t it? Expect lots of abstract pieces in this relationship, and remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Which brings us to Pisces. When a Pisces pairs with Leo, it’s like the big screen pairing of the gentle poet and the philanthropic star. Never has high drama looked so pretty while making everyone cry. And at last, Leo with Leo. The finale, folks. It’s a Broadway show every night – big, bold, endless bows and no intermissions. A cast of two… playing to an audience of each other. Luvvies luv other luvvies – there’s NO business like show business baby! Thanks for reading this far folks. You’ve all been stars! Related Posts Leo Relationships with a Leo Sanyam DeepOctober 30, 2023 Leo 10 best things about being a Leo ZoodsOctober 27, 2023

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Relationships with a Scorpio

  Relationships with a Scorpio Good day, Ladles and Jellyspoons, Welcome to this, what I like to call, Astral Comedy Night! Now, if there’s anyone here tonight who’s a Scorpio… You, sir, in the back, with that intense gaze, that’s definitely you! Let’s talk about the enigmatic Scorpio! Now, Scorpio and Aries… That’s like a fireworks factory meeting a matchstick, isn’t it? Only you can’t tell who’s the matchstick and who’s the factory! And why are they arguing over who’s going to lead the Salsa class?! Scorpio and Taurus… now there’s a pairing. That’s like two heavyweight boxers in the ring – each one waiting for the other to make the first move. Good luck getting either of them to disclose their favorite color, let alone their feelings! Ah, the Gemini – always flying high, literally and figuratively! Add a Scorpio to the mix, and it’s like a bird trying to form a conservation society with a snake. “We both love the trees, right? You from below, me from up high! Perfect!” Ah, Scorpio and Cancer… Now that’s a relationship of depths! It’s like two divers exploring the ocean floor. They come back up and everyone’s like, “What’d you see?” And they’re both like, “You wouldn’t understand.” Scorpio and Leo, now this is a relationship filled with passion and blaze. It’s like the sun trying to date a volcanic eruption. “Darling, your protective shield makes me blink, but I still love you!” If Virgo and Scorpio were a film, it would definitely be a mystery thriller. A perfectionist detective and their secretive ally single-handedly solving mysterious cases while avoiding their convoluted emotions. Then there’s Libra, seeking harmony and balance, with Scorpio, wanting to delve deeply into the mysteries of life: “C’mon darling, let’s figure out the meaning of life…right after we pick out matching sofas!” Then we’ve got Scorpio and another Scorpio. Two Scorpions in the same pot – it’s like an episode of Survivor guaranteed to have only one winner. With Sagittarius, there’s always a quest for wisdom, coupled with Scorpio’s desire for truth. It’s like Indiana Jones and Sherlock Holmes deciding to open a school together! Oh, Scorpio and Capricorn… That’s interesting! A Scorpion and a Goat on a mountain. “Wait up, I’m not built for heights! That’s your thing!” Then there’s Scorpio with Aquarius, two investigative minds coming together. Could be like a couple constantly trying to crack the Enigma code, while keying the car of that annoying neighbor. And finally, a pairing of Scorpio and Pisces. Imagine a deep sea diver and a fish sharing stories about the ocean floor. You just hope that fish isn’t a goldfish, or it’ll be the same story every two minutes! In the end, what’s important isn’t really how the stars align, but how you and yours laugh, love, and understand each other. But let’s be real – the stars do make a good excuse every once in a while! That’s all for today, folks! You’ve been an amazing… Love, laugh, and let the stars guide you! Related Posts Scorpio Relationships with a Scorpio Sanyam DeepOctober 30, 2023 Scorpio 10 best things about being a Scorpio ZoodsOctober 27, 2023

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Relationships with a Virgo

  Relationships with a Virgo Good day, Ladles and Jellyspoons, Let’s dive straight into the world of astrology and comedy. Yes, you’re in the right place, it’s no coincidence – just like how it’s no coincidence that you’re sitting here listening to me. Just like being a Virgo isn’t a coincidence! Are there any Virgo’s in the house? Come on, don’t be shy! Alright, Virgo – The virgin sign. Highly analytical, kind, hardworking. A Virgo’s ideal evening? Organizing their sock drawer while set to a Mozart concerto – the height of a wild night! First off, Virgo and Aries. That’s like pairing a library card with a gym membership. One loves action and adventure, that’s Aries for you, while our favourite Virgo prefers cozying up with a good read. It’s all the intensity of an action movie with none of the car chases! Now, with Taurus. This is a sweet pairing. Like peanut butter and jelly. Both of you are earth signs. It’s like the couple that loves staying in, cuddling on the couch and watching “How to make organic hummus” tutorials on YouTube. How about Gemini? Oh boy, a Virgo and Gemini. It’s like a live commentary on a chess match. Gemini is chatty and sociable, while Virgo is detail-oriented. One’s talking about their day, the other’s pointing out that they missed a spot while vacuuming. Then we have the Virgo and Cancer duo. These are two worrywarts in a pod. If you think you misplace your keys often, wait until these two start looking for their glasses… while they’re on their heads! Virgo and Leo? Ha, it’s just like when you spot a cat watching a cleaning robot – one trying to shine by catching the spotlight, and the other ensuring every nook and corner is free of dirt. Now, a Virgo with another Virgo? It’s like a mirror arguing with its reflection about who’s cleaner. A relationship built on analysing their budget spreadsheet, discussing laundry strategies, and home makeover! Libra and Virgo? Imagine a poet and a mathematician stuck in an elevator. One’s painting a sunset with words while the other is working out the physics of the elevator. What about a Virgo and a Scorpio? It’s like a crime novelist paired with a forensic scientist. Both signs mesh well together as they cover the whole dimension from mystery to detail! Sagittarius and Virgo, the philosopher and the analyst. It’s like Spock and Captain Kirk going on an adventure. Their debates alone could form the transcript for another Star Trek episode! Capricorn and Virgo? This is like two librarians finding love in the self-help section – both practical, both love systems and routines. Aquarius and Virgo? This one is like a tech innovator crunching data while our Virgo draws up intricate flowcharts. Surprisingly, they could invent the next Facebook – or at least a very organized way to log out! And last, Virgo and Pisces – the classic opposites attract. Imagine a yoga instructor dating a professional critic. Sure, there’s tension, but also balance. Somehow, it works! So there you have it, folks. Whether you’re a Virgo looking for love or just looking to understand the Virgo in your life better, maybe this will give you a new perspective – or at least a laugh or two. But remember, this is all in good fun. The stars might nudge us one way or another, but at the end of the day, love is about understanding and common ground – not just where the stars were when you were born! Related Posts Virgo Relationships with a Virgo Sanyam DeepOctober 30, 2023 Virgo 10 best things about being a Virgo ZoodsOctober 27, 2023

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Relationships with a Taurean

  Relationships with a Taurean Good day, Ladles and Jellyspoons, So, let’s take a tour of our dear universe, but, instead of spaceships and astronauts, we use astrology. Our cosmic route will pass through each zoodiac sign, using a Taurus as our guide. Have you ever met a Taurus person? They are Earth signs steered by Venus, so think stubbornness with a touch of chocolate truffles… Let’s start with Aries. If Taurus and Aries ever decide to start a relationship, it’s like lighting a Yanke candle…with a flamethrower! But hey, whatever lights you up, right? Jokes aside, these two can actually strike a good balance, if Aries can appreciate Taurus’s dedication and Taurus respects Aries’s enthusiasm. Now, how about a combo of two Taureans? I want you to imagine two sumo wrestlers trying to move a grand piano – neither is backing down, but there’s probably gonna be some beautiful music… eventually. Next up – Taurus and Gemini. It’s like pairing a rock with a cloud. Gemini is here, there, and everywhere, while Taurus is planted firmly on the ground. As long as the rock doesn’t crush the cloud, and the cloud doesn’t rain on the rock, they could form a rainbow! A Taurus-Cancer relationship is like mashed potatoes with gravy—comforting, warm, and pretty darn hard to get off your clothes if it spills! Both enjoy their home comforts, so expect a lot of pj and movie nights with these two. Now, a Taurus-Leo relationship, that’s a little like pairing a meatloaf sandwich with a fine wine. Taurus provides the practical, hearty sustenance, and Leo gives that bit of flair and drama. Perfectly fine, as long as the wine doesn’t insist on turning the meatloaf into a fancy French cuisine. Alright, how about Taurus and Virgo? This is a combo that’s more organized than a color-coordinated sock drawer. I swear, their joint yard sale would have barcodes and return policy! Taurus and Libra? Oh boy, this pairing is like a home renovation show, except it never ends. Taurus would be pushing for that rustic look while Libra insists on the modern, aesthetic appeal. Will they find the perfect blend? Tune in next season! Now a Taurus-Scorpio partnership might sound intimidating. You’ve got sweetness and light on one side and a touch of the midnight mystery on the other. But who knows? With Scorpio’s passion and Taurus’s determination, they could write a fantasy epic! Ah, Taurus and Sagittarius. Let’s see… it’s like pairing an old soul record with a jumping EDM track. Might either blow the speakers or result in an interesting remix! Now, Taurus and Capricorn – there’s a relationship you can set your sundial by. Taurus loves comfort, while Capricorn prides itself on discipline. But hey, Capricorn’s love for order could end up creating the coziest, most well-managed household ever! Next up, Taurus and Aquarius. If this was a movie, it’d be a fancy period drama accidentally screened at a sci-fi convention. Both have their own beauty, but might require subtitles to understand each other! Finally, we have Taurus and Pisces. This relationship is as cozy as a plush blanket on a snowy day. Taurus offers grounding earthiness to dreamy Pisces, while Pisces adds a touch of whimsy to Taurus. And there you have it, folks, a full tour of Taurus relationships across the zoodiac! Thank you all, and remember, no matter what your sign, the stars shine brightest when we laugh together! Good night! Related Posts Taurus Relationships with a Taurean Sanyam DeepOctober 30, 2023 Taurus 10 best things about being a Taurean ZoodsOctober 27, 2023

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Relationships with a Piscean

  Relationships with a Piscean Good day, Ladles and Jellyspoons, Are there any spiritual Pisceans in the house? Yeah, I’m telling you, Pisceans are the spiritual unicorns of the Zoodiac; so rare, so mystical. Now, let’s imagine if your horoscope could dictate your love life. Some neat matchmaking if you ask me. Let’s start with Pisces and Aries. You know, this pairing is like going fishing and catching a bar of soap. Yeah, you’ll certainly have some clean fun! But it might be hard to hang onto… I mean, we’re talking about a dreamy fish and a fiery ram. One lapse in attention from the Pisces and oops, there goes your Aries, up in smoke! Pisces and Taurus, that could work. One loves daydreaming and the other loves sleeping, the perfect lazy Sunday combo. But, beware! Pisces leaves plates in the sink, while Taurus just hates dishes! Pisces and Gemini? That’s throwing a fish into a tornado. Pisces wants emotional depth, while Gemini just wants to chat about the weather, the latest episode of ‘Breaking Bad’, oh and that funny cat video they found… Now, Pisces and Cancer… like two fish in a pond… until someone cooks dinner, suddenly it gets awfully quiet. Make sure it’s not fish on the menu, you want to keep romantic dinners cannibalism free! Pisces and Leo, that’s like Ariel and Simba. One wants to explore the depths, the other commands the plains. How do they manage? Express shipping, my friends… express shipping. Pisces and Virgo? It’s a mystical mermaid and a pragmatic virgin. Virgo will keep trying to plan things, while Pisces keeps forgetting where they put the plans. Pisces and Libra, they love to share. Libra shares what’s fair, Pisces shares their emotions, and suddenly Libra is underwater and can’t figure out what’s gone wrong. Then Pisces meets Scorpio. It’s like a deep-sea exploration. And who doesn’t like a bit of mystery, after all? But remember, two can keep a secret if one of them is dead… so, tread lightly! Pisces and Sagittarius? That’s like a fish trying to have a conversation with a horse .or a zebra, maybe… It’s just neigh good, I tell you! And then we have Pisces with Capricorn. The fish wants to swim freely, whilst the goat loves climbing up. Maybe they could make it work if they invented underwater mountaineering. Aquarius with Pisces? Like an alien meeting a mermaid. Both unique, both love their freedom. They are like a science fiction dream-come-true. Just got to be careful about those communication wires. They cross more often than did the streams in Ghostbusters! Lastly, a Pisces with another Pisces? Well, that’s just poetry in motion. You can imagine their house, plenty of mermaid tapestries, aquarium walls, jumbled crystals, and you know, probably a few forgotten pets… but hey, in the world of enchantment, anything’s possible! Remember folks, it’s all a bit of fun. Love doesn’t really care about your sign, as long as you keep your hearts aligned! Goodnight! Related Posts Pisces Relationships with a Piscean Sanyam DeepOctober 30, 2023

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Relationships with an Aquarian

  Relationships with an Aquarian Good day, Ladles and Jellyspoons, …. Now, you know Aquarians, right? They’re. Just like normal  ….but with an alien software update. They’re forward-thinking, love their freedom, and can be a little – how should I say – quirky. So, let’s take a trip around the zoodiac and see how they match up with the rest of us. Pisces, you’re up first! An Aquarius with a Pisces? They’re like Netflix and chill…where Aquarius is Netflix – intriguing, full of surprises – and Pisces is chill – dreamy and emotional. Great combo until Aquarius decides to be the latest season of Black Mirror – suddenly there’s a plot twist and Pisces is left processing all the emotions! Next, Aries. Aquarius and Aries – they’re like two batteries put together. One’s the Energizer Bunny who just keeps going and going, and the other’s your phone battery running on power saver mode. They could work if they use their energy wisely, otherwise, they’ll just run each other down. How about Taurus? When Aquarius and Taurus get together, it’s like mixing a sci-fi movie with a classical period drama. Sure there’s potential for an interesting twist, but usually they end up arguing whether Downton Abbey should have aliens or not. Gemini’s, you’re in for a treat. An Aquarius and Gemini – It’s like a double-shot espresso. The connection is instant, full of beans and buzzing with conversation. Just make sure it’s decaf after 9pm or no one is getting any sleep! Ahhh, the Cancerians. You are the emotional hermit crab and Aquarius is… well, ever seen a hermit crab trying to reason with a drone? It could work if we upgrade the crab or the drone learns patience. Now Leo, it’s time. An Aquarius with a Leo is like a science fiction book trying to befriend a mirror selfie. One sees farther than anyone else, while the other is busy being the center of their own universe. For Virgo, this matchup with Aquarius is like a poetry slam meets tech talk. The magic lies here – “Roses are red, violets are blue, my wifi disconnected, what to do?” Libra, you and Aquarius are like a UN summit – peace, balance, harmony, and little jabbering about advancing the world… or at least renovating the kitchen for the fifth time this year. Hey, Scorpio, be careful now. If you pair up with an Aquarian, it’s like a spy movie where the Aquarian is the quirky tech gadget designer, while Scorpio… You’re James Bond on a dangerous mission – the mission to figure out what on earth Aquarius is talking about! Sagittarius, you and Aquarius can be more adventurous than a starship captain on a mission to boldly go where no one has gone before! And you’ll both probably forget to take the trash out. Capricorn, you and Aquarians? It’s like pairing the diligent ant and the visionary drone into a project. Guess who ends up doing the groundwork? And lastly, if an Aquarius finds another Aquarius, it’s like a two-amigos comedy set in the future. Two alien minds lost in a philosophical discussion about the color of raspberry jam on other planets. And there you have it, folks! Now, remember, despite my stellar credentials as an astrological guru, even the stars can’t dictate who you laugh with, love or live your life with, but they sure make a fun conversation starter, don’t they? Related Posts Aquarius Relationships with an Aquarian Sanyam DeepOctober 30, 2023 Aquarius The 10 best things about being a Aquarians Sanyam DeepOctober 29, 2023

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