Relationships with a Cancerian
Good day, Ladles and Jellyspoons,
Now, I’m a Cancerian, and let me tell you, we are sensitive souls, caring, sympathetic, and might I add, hard to resist. But have you ever wondered how a Cancerian would get along with, say, a fiery Aries? It’s like pairing a turtle with a cheetah, folks! An Aries wants to sprint, and our little Cancer turtle is saying, “Hey, how about we take a nap instead?”
Ah, and then there’s Taurus. Taurus and Cancer…that’s like peanut butter meeting jelly. They are both food – they seem to get along. But you better believe that when the bread’s not around, the peanut butter’s complaining about how sweet and sticky the jelly is!
Now, Geminis! Ah, the Twins. They’re like, “Hey, Cancer, want to converse about philosophy and cry together later?” And the Cancer signs are like, “Can we just skip to the crying part?”.
Moving on, it’s Cancer with Cancer. Obviously, it’s the best match, right? Wrong. It’s like putting two soft-shelled crabs in a single shell. They’re just going to keep bumping into each other and apologising. A lot of ‘sorrys’ but not enough space!
Next, the almighty Leos! It’s like syrup trying to soak into a rock. Leo’s always wanting the spotlight, and Cancer’s over there holding up the stage saying, “It’s fine, really, I didn’t even want the light anyway.”
Virgo and Cancer. What an interesting pair. That’s like trying to put a sweater on an octopus. Virgo is the sweater, trying to sort things out, while Cancer is just teetering around, feeling all the feels.
Libras, they are always about balance, right? So pair them with a Cancer and it’s like a seesaw. One moment, they’re up, admiring the stars, the next they’re down, crying in the sandpit.
Scorpios and Cancer. Now that’s a winning combo! It’s like pairing hot chocolate with a cozy blanket on a snowy day – warm, comforting, intense. But remember, they will also probably sing tragic opera together at 3 in the morning!
Ah, Sagittarius and Cancer. Like trying to get a kite to enjoy a submarine ride. Our Sagittarian friends always have their head in the clouds, while the Cancerian crabs like to stay close to the seafloor.
Cancer and Capricorn…a classic tale of the mother hen meets the goat mountain climber. The Capricorn is always aiming for the peak, while the Cancer is down at the base camp, making soup.
And there’s Aquarius with Cancer – sort of like a robot trying to babysit a puppy. Aquarians are full of ideas and innovation, while Cancers are still wondering if the robot can give a good cuddle.
Last, but not least, Pisces and Cancer. An intuitive combo – they’re like two starfish on the beach, communicating through vibrations and gentle pats. The only problem? One tide comes in and they’re both washed away.
That’s all folks. Remember, astrology doesn’t dictate our relationships, so maybe I’ll see some Aries and Cancerians palling around tomorrow, proving me wrong!