So, Capricorn and Aries? This is kinda like a tough mountaineer goat meeting an overly eager head butting ram. It’s like an adventure movie where the two main characters are having a hard time deciding who’s actually leading the expedition!

Now let’s talk about Capricorn and Taurus. Both earth signs, it’s like two pieces of a puzzle trying to fit together on the same side. They’re like two kids building a sandcastle – great when they’re working together, but if one starts wanting to build a moat where the other wants a tower… Let’s just say it ends with sand in someone’s eyes.

Capricorn and Gemini? Oh boy, where do I start? It’s like trying to pin a squirrel on caffeine! The Capricorn is like “Hey, let’s plan our life goals” and the Gemini is like “Plan? I can’t even decide what to have for breakfast!”

Capricorn and Cancer, now, those two are a pair! It’s like a baking competition between a methodical chef and one who adds ingredients randomly because they “feel right”. One’s got a plan, the other’s riding that wave of emotion. It’s sweet, but it can be chaotic.

Cap and Leo in a relationship is like watching a ‘tug of royal status’. One moment Capricorn’s got the throne as the responsible one, next minute, Leo’s roaring “Long Live the King”. It’s like the Game of Thrones in their living room.

With Virgo, Capricorn is like two peas in an over-organized pod. It’s like those people who have a place for everything – down to the individual coffee beans. Perfect harmony, unless – heaven forbid – someone moves the paperclips!

Capricorn and Libra is like an episode of Judge Judy! “Your order, your rules” says Capricorn, “But wait, that’s not fair!” pleads Libra. Justice gets served every breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Oh, and Capricorn with Scorpio, that’s a roller coaster ride! Intensity meets practicality – it’s like a cooking show where one chef’s recreating the world’s hottest chilli, but the other just wants to make cheese on toast!

A Capricorn and another Capricorn? Twice the ambition, twice the “I told you so’s”. That can either be a power institution or a war zone, depending on who left the cap off the toothpaste.

Aquarius and Capricorn – imagine a meeting between a mad scientist and a strict librarian. Wild ideas flying everywhere, while the Capricorn just keeps shushing them and adjusting the order of the paperwork.

Then Capricorn and Pisces. That’s like having a strict dance teacher trying to teach a floaty, dreamy ballerina. There’s a lot of stepping on toes before anyone masters that tango!

So, that’s the Zoodiac folks, expert advice from your resident Astrologer. Signing off with some ‘stellar’ advice – if you’re dating a Capricorn, just remember, we’re not bossy, we just have better ideas! And goodnight!