Relationships with a Piscean
Good day, Ladles and Jellyspoons,
Are there any spiritual Pisceans in the house? Yeah, I’m telling you, Pisceans are the spiritual unicorns of the Zoodiac; so rare, so mystical. Now, let’s imagine if your horoscope could dictate your love life. Some neat matchmaking if you ask me.

Let’s start with Pisces and Aries. You know, this pairing is like going fishing and catching a bar of soap. Yeah, you’ll certainly have some clean fun! But it might be hard to hang onto… I mean, we’re talking about a dreamy fish and a fiery ram. One lapse in attention from the Pisces and oops, there goes your Aries, up in smoke!
Pisces and Taurus, that could work. One loves daydreaming and the other loves sleeping, the perfect lazy Sunday combo. But, beware! Pisces leaves plates in the sink, while Taurus just hates dishes!
Pisces and Gemini? That’s throwing a fish into a tornado. Pisces wants emotional depth, while Gemini just wants to chat about the weather, the latest episode of ‘Breaking Bad’, oh and that funny cat video they found…
Now, Pisces and Cancer… like two fish in a pond… until someone cooks dinner, suddenly it gets awfully quiet. Make sure it’s not fish on the menu, you want to keep romantic dinners cannibalism free!
Pisces and Leo, that’s like Ariel and Simba. One wants to explore the depths, the other commands the plains. How do they manage? Express shipping, my friends… express shipping.
Pisces and Virgo? It’s a mystical mermaid and a pragmatic virgin. Virgo will keep trying to plan things, while Pisces keeps forgetting where they put the plans.
Pisces and Libra, they love to share. Libra shares what’s fair, Pisces shares their emotions, and suddenly Libra is underwater and can’t figure out what’s gone wrong.
Then Pisces meets Scorpio. It’s like a deep-sea exploration. And who doesn’t like a bit of mystery, after all? But remember, two can keep a secret if one of them is dead… so, tread lightly!
Pisces and Sagittarius? That’s like a fish trying to have a conversation with a horse .or a zebra, maybe… It’s just neigh good, I tell you!
And then we have Pisces with Capricorn. The fish wants to swim freely, whilst the goat loves climbing up. Maybe they could make it work if they invented underwater mountaineering.
Aquarius with Pisces? Like an alien meeting a mermaid. Both unique, both love their freedom. They are like a science fiction dream-come-true. Just got to be careful about those communication wires. They cross more often than did the streams in Ghostbusters!
Lastly, a Pisces with another Pisces? Well, that’s just poetry in motion. You can imagine their house, plenty of mermaid tapestries, aquarium walls, jumbled crystals, and you know, probably a few forgotten pets… but hey, in the world of enchantment, anything’s possible!
Remember folks, it’s all a bit of fun. Love doesn’t really care about your sign, as long as you keep your hearts aligned! Goodnight!