Pisces, you’re up first! An Aquarius with a Pisces? They’re like Netflix and chill…where Aquarius is Netflix – intriguing, full of surprises – and Pisces is chill – dreamy and emotional. Great combo until Aquarius decides to be the latest season of Black Mirror – suddenly there’s a plot twist and Pisces is left processing all the emotions!

Next, Aries. Aquarius and Aries – they’re like two batteries put together. One’s the Energizer Bunny who just keeps going and going, and the other’s your phone battery running on power saver mode. They could work if they use their energy wisely, otherwise, they’ll just run each other down.

How about Taurus? When Aquarius and Taurus get together, it’s like mixing a sci-fi movie with a classical period drama. Sure there’s potential for an interesting twist, but usually they end up arguing whether Downton Abbey should have aliens or not.

Gemini’s, you’re in for a treat. An Aquarius and Gemini – It’s like a double-shot espresso. The connection is instant, full of beans and buzzing with conversation. Just make sure it’s decaf after 9pm or no one is getting any sleep!

Ahhh, the Cancerians. You are the emotional hermit crab and Aquarius is… well, ever seen a hermit crab trying to reason with a drone? It could work if we upgrade the crab or the drone learns patience.

Now Leo, it’s time. An Aquarius with a Leo is like a science fiction book trying to befriend a mirror selfie. One sees farther than anyone else, while the other is busy being the center of their own universe.

For Virgo, this matchup with Aquarius is like a poetry slam meets tech talk. The magic lies here – “Roses are red, violets are blue, my wifi disconnected, what to do?”

Libra, you and Aquarius are like a UN summit – peace, balance, harmony, and little jabbering about advancing the world… or at least renovating the kitchen for the fifth time this year.

Hey, Scorpio, be careful now. If you pair up with an Aquarian, it’s like a spy movie where the Aquarian is the quirky tech gadget designer, while Scorpio… You’re James Bond on a dangerous mission – the mission to figure out what on earth Aquarius is talking about!

Sagittarius, you and Aquarius can be more adventurous than a starship captain on a mission to boldly go where no one has gone before! And you’ll both probably forget to take the trash out.

Capricorn, you and Aquarians? It’s like pairing the diligent ant and the visionary drone into a project. Guess who ends up doing the groundwork?

And lastly, if an Aquarius finds another Aquarius, it’s like a two-amigos comedy set in the future. Two alien minds lost in a philosophical discussion about the color of raspberry jam on other planets.

And there you have it, folks! Now, remember, despite my stellar credentials as an astrological guru, even the stars can’t dictate who you laugh with, love or live your life with, but they sure make a fun conversation starter, don’t they?