The 10 best things about being a Scorpio.
Today, we’re going to talk about the zoodiac’s veritable naughty stepper, the Scorpio!
For all you non-scorpios out there, buckle up and get ready for a hilarious trip through the life of the Score.
1.
NOT Virgos
Let’s face it, the best thing about being a Scorpio is that you’re not a Virgo.
Sorry Virgos, you’re lovely people, but you need to let go and have more fun.
2.
Mysterious
We’re mysterious. Scorpios are like those fancy Spanish novels in the library. You know they’re exciting and maybe a bit naughty, but you can’t understand a word. Well, ….unless you speak Spanish. Or in my case, unless you’re more interesting than watching paint dry.
3.
Resilient
We are resilient. Throw us into a pit of quicksand, we’d come out with a sandcastle, a bucket made from our shirt and probably a tan.
4.
Passionate
Probably the most passionate out of all the signs. If a Scorpio was a car, we’d be one of those loud, souped-up fire-red Ferraris. Not that we’d wear the Ferrari logo around. We’d get it De-badged. We’re too mysterious for that.
5.
Intuition
We have this killer intuition. I mean, it’s like we’re like a mediums or something. No, we’re not a size medium, we’re Xtra-ordinary, darling.
6.
Charisma
One of the classic Scorpio traits is that we’ve got buckets of charisma. I mean, we’re contagious …NO! not like the flu,. I mean we’re contagiously likeable.
7.
Allure
And that charisma works in combo with an allure.
Say it out loud, now…. Allllluuuuurrrreee. Good word, innit? We have allure. We attract… like moths to a flame.
8.
Determination
Cue up the stirring music ….. Whether it’s figuring out the latest phone or deciding on the perfect comeback for that cheeky comment from three weeks ago, we WANT it done.
9.
Age Defying
As if we weren’t attractive enough already, we’ve got an amazing ability to look younger as we age. At this point, I am confident I might start teething again next month.
10.
Ruled by Pluto
We’re ruled by Pluto. No! Are you doing this deliberately Not the Disney dog,
While all the other signs have hot flashy Suns, moons and planets, we’ve got ourselves a dwarf planet. Nothing says ‘I’m one of a kind’ quite like being overlooked by the International Astronomical Union.