Speaking of socks, let’s talk about Pisces. They’re the odd fish of the group, so you can imagine the type of artwork they do: There’s watercolour, then there’s water-water colour, and then, naturally, there’s just plain water.

Then there’s Scorpio. Scorpios are passionate about everything! So passionate, in fact, that they keep burning their canvases down mid-painting in a fit of zeal.

Cancers are amazing at clay modeling – unfortunately, all their clay sculptures are houses or house bricks. They are just born Home bodies.

Aries are meant to be leaders, initiators, early adopters. Their art consists of starting a hundred sketches and not finishing a single one!

Then we have Gemini – They plan to paint, sure! But, they change their mind so much maybe they’ll paint, maybe they’ll knit, maybe they’ll sculpt… it’s anyone’s guess really!

Talking about plans, a Capricorn will have a PowerPoint ready to prove how they are the Picasso of the zodiac community.

Leo’s are innovative, they paint with anything that’s not paint. Mayonnaise, custard, ketchup, you name it!

Sagittarius thinks outside the box! Literally, as they frequently forget to buy canvases. I’ve heard the phrase ‘painting the town red,’ but these folks, they’re painting the kitchen table!

Aquarius, they do abstract art. So abstract even they don’t know what they’ve painted.

Virgos, they are known perfectionists. They would rather die than leave a brushstroke out of place, quite literally their art can take up to 30 years. Talk about dedication!

Finally Taurus, they’re Earth signs, rooted in reality. Their most creative work is painting their bills and turning them into birds in flight!

So there you have it, folks – the zodiac, as translated through the artistic world. It’s like Picasso meets horoscopes meets a complete shambles!