First up, we have Aries. These fiery individuals are natural leaders, so I’m thinking a castle, smack dab at the peak of a volcano. Better visibility, you see. When the moat turns molten, they know it’s time for a pool party. Don’t forget your asbestos swimsuit, folks!

Next, down-to-earth, Earth sign Taurus would likely enjoy an under-the-ground, cozy hobbit hole – with built-in snack bars. Forever guarding their beloved peanut butter jar! Now, that’s the hobbit us bulls can get behind!

Gemini, as dualistic as they are, and an Air sign, obviously need a high interconnected treehouse duplex. One side for when they want to debate their own existence, and the other to play ping pong alone. Like playing hide and seek with your own mirror image, isn’t it?

Can we place Cancer in a Beach House by the sea? Every morning, they’d wake up and dramatically whisper “The sea is all the company I need.” They’d release teardrop-shaped balloons to commemorate lost love. It’s not a party, it’s elaborate therapy!

Now, dramatic, fun-loving Leo, they deserve a stage-style loft with an at-home theater in the Hollywood hills.  Add an obligatory applause machine so every time they walk in, their arrival gets the ovation it deserves! It’s the roaring 20s all over again, just with more catnip.

Virgos, our loving perfectionists, would need ultra-modern, minimalistic houses. I’m talking about houses so clean, even the dust bunnies carry tiny Dust-busters and despair, “How can we survive here?”

Libra, you fair, balanced flamingo souls, you’re moving into a floating houseboat – the perfect balance between land, air and sea. With a massive 100 inch TV too watch the legal courtroom dramas every Tuesday night!

Crafty Scorpios need to settle in hidden modern cave homes, built for super sleuths, because who needs sunlight when you’ve mastered the art of nocturnal living and can radiate your own glow!

Sagittarius, the adventurous explorers, should invest in mobile homes on Mars because let’s face it, they’re bored with just ONE planet! They might just start their own galactic Olympics, you never know.

Capricorns are the hard-working reliable ones, so an eco-friendly log cabin at the top of a mountain will suit them. After climbing mountains all their lives, they deserve to own one.

Airy, innovative Aquarius? An underwater biodome, of course. Between lobbying for fish rights and inventing self-cleaning algae glass, they won’t have time to miss dry land!

And finally, our dreamy Pisceans are going straight to a mystical cloud cottage floating in the sky. Dreamy stained glass windows paint their day in kaleidoscope colors, while sentient rainbows serve as WiFi.

Remember folks, these are just friendly suggestions. You’re free to feel at home anywhere in the universe as long as it fits your cosmic construction budget!